yo i’m not dead i just switched blogs sorry guys :^)

ive got like 200 followers on my new one so Smell ya later

Scott Pilgrim vs the World: The Game (Heroes)

pizzaforpresident:

OH MY GOD

My boss just texted me asking to come into work at 4:30 in the morning and I threw my phone down and was like “you’re such a faggot I fucking hate you” and then I heard the Siri confirmation noise and I picked up my phone and

TAG YOUR FUCKING BARBIE “THE MOST POPULAR GIRLS IN SCHOOL” SHIT
I FUCKING REPEAT 

when you want to be friends with someone but you don’t want to be too forward because you’re at risk of freaking them out -o-

i can’t believe my dash is fucking dead at 7:37 am

lilliputianhitcher:

pokemon creepypasta: i turned on my black 2 game. all of the characters were hyperrealistic. all of the pokemon were hyperrealistic. all of the environments were hyperrealistic. i realized that i’m actually outside in the real world. what am i doing out here. why am i not playing pokemon right now.

boltong:

gay baby jail